Things Chronea is not allowed to do. Ever.

A somewhat comprehensive list of everything Chronea is not allowed to do. Ever. Will be added to as the need arises.

The List

 * Tell people that Alastor feels 'like the fluffiest thing ever' when poked repeatedly.
 * Convince people that history is 'Read-only'. Changing history is NOT A GOOD THING, PEOPLE!
 * Scouring the timestream to find the best point to 'accidentally' walk in on Shadow and Aegis was funny exactly once.
 * Can I edit this???


 * Chronea is NOT allowed to edit this page!
 * Take samples of Mept's beard for 'scientific analysis'.
 * Chronea is not/was not/will never be:
 * The King or Queen of anywhere
 * A noble in any kingdom
 * A Time Lady
 * ESPECIALLY not a future regeneration of The Doctor
 * A God or Goddess
 * An animal reincarnated in human form
 * From another dimension
 * Your new overlord
 * Generaless Chroneacantathutep, Commander of the Seventh Legion of the Glorious Empire of the Desert
 * Use the Dark Jailer's chains for civilian arrests.
 * Invent phrases such as 'civilian arrest'.
 * Contact with anyone under the age of 13 is strictly prohibited.
 * Yell 'HELP! THE DARK LORD IS ATTACKING!' in a crowded area.
 * Shatter in front of anyone under the age of 14. 16.  18. Just don't shatter in front of anyone, it doesn't do their sanity any good.
 * Post 'WANTED!' posters of herself and then claim the bounty.
 * Post 'WANTED!' posters of anyone else and then claim the bounty.
 * Breed with past monarchs and then claim she is part of the royal bloodline.
 * Have a travelling companion.
 * Buy goods in the future and then sell them in the past for a profit; the economy is failing anyway.
 * Impersonate members of the Council.
 * Tell people Reaver 'just wants to be cuddled'.
 * Play 'Fetch' with Reaver.
 * Participate in The Grand Magic Olympiad under false pretenses.


 * Let's just remove the qualifier from that one. We ALL remember how the last time went...
 * Pretend she has split-personality disorder.
 * Advertise herself and any of her shatters as a comedy duo.
 * Go back in time to convince the builders that painting the Castle pink is 'the height of fashion, nowadays'.
 * All permissions given need to be in writing and have clear dates for receival and expiry.
 * 'It will be funny' is not a valid reason to do anything.
 * Neither is 'don't worry, I can rewrite history'. (see Number 2)
 * Chronea does not possess:
 * The Power of Love
 * Infinite wisdom
 * Anything that is 'bigger than yours'
 * Chronea is not allowed to use comparatives when referring to anything or anyone in the second person
 * A tardis
 * The secrets of the universe
 * A unicorn (For the last time, THEY DON'T EXIST!)
 * Note: Chronea DOES possess magic powers, but is NOT allowed to inform people of this.
 * Plant items from the future on female Mortals and yell 'SHE'S A WITCH!'
 * Plant items from the future on male Mortals and whisper 'You're a wizard, Harry' to them.
 * No, not even if their name happens to be Harry.
 * Breeding animals with their ancestors will always be a stupid idea.
 * Recommend the future location of the Mercenary Camp as a good place to perform satanic rituals of any kind.
 * Dress herself up as a bear and call herself Chronokuma.